That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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