All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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