Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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