Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
