Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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