You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have fence marks all over my body
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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