Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize