I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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