I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
His nipple licking is glorious
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