There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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