Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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