Buhtt sex?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I believe in your delicious
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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