Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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