doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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