pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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