I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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