google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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