What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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