Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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