she was so not down for the gang bang
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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