I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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