I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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