I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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