hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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