Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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