Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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