No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Holy shit dude........stairs
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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