Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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