Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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