I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
People in love make me want to vomit
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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