I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We got so high we made milksteak
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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