I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
