i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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