At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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