is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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