Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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