i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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