The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I love you. Go after that dick
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