thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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