So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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