this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
This baby is an asshole
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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