dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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