with your own penis?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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