If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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