real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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