So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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