question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
