I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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