do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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