Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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