i love accidental penises.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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