we're chasing vodka with high fives
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Operation Purity has been aborted
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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