So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
