question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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