That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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