The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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