I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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