what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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