ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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